Dear Pink Teddies,
A couple of weeks ago it would have never crossed our minds we’d ever be saying this. But we’re sorry to see you go.
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but there’s only so many times we can explain to our clients our unique taste in art; which involves you being spanked by a topless dominatrix in our biggest meeting room.
But, finally, you are getting the recognition you rightly deserve and you’ll soon be hanging on more appreciative walls.
Who knows, perhaps you’ll move in with Cara Delevingne.
Anyway, we hope we can part on good terms, especially after the amazing goodbye party we’ve thrown in your honour.
Here’s something to remember us by…
All the best,